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Do you smell something? This delightful decorative holiday rug is inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
These anodized aluminum buttons have the words FIRE MISSILE, EJECT, and PANIC! on the front and replace the boring covers on a vehicle's 12V accessory port.
Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
This futuristic interactive digital pet uses a 3D hologram-like display to generate a cute little animal character that appears to be floating in mid-air.
Draw and write all over the sidewalk, chalkboard, or anywhere else that chalk works using a big green dill pickle shaped piece of chalk.
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?
Ask a Yes or No question about the future, wave your hand over this mysterious sphere, and it will speak your fortune out loud, possibly from another dimension.
A fully-functional and quite festive Christmas tree-shaped Rubik's Cube that also doubles as an ornament to hang on the tree.
This miniature version of a wacky waving inflatable tube guy dances, wiggles, shakes, and flails around just like a giant full-sized one, except on your desk.
A miniature, wind-up outboard boat motor that rests on the edge of a coffee mug / tea cup and stirs in cream and sugar with its propellers.
This holiday season, have some mischievous Grinchy fun when you slip these cool new yet quite spicy hot candy canes in with the rest of the red and white ones.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
Enjoy the scent of Pumpkin Spice wafting through the kitchen this Fall rather than the horrid scent of smelly, rotten garbage from an unscented trash bag.
Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.
You'll definitely know it's Autumn when you wipe with these pumpkin spice wet wipes that are intoxicatingly scented with cloves, nutmeg, and other Fall scents.
This little medieval suit of armor for knighted soft-boiled eggs includes a serving spoon / sword that it can use to defend itself from giant hungry humans.
This unusual gourmet pasta water scented candle has top notes of saline water, heart notes of semolina wheat, and base notes that are the chef's secret.
A miniature wax candle version of a roaring dumpster fire that releases a fresh aromatic cedar scent instead of burning garbage.
A white ceramic coffee mug with a simple, self-explanatory saying on its side that's in big bold black letters... Mug™.
Screw this glass onto the neck of any wine, beer, soda, or champagne bottle and transform the entire bottle into one large glass that also aerates as you pour.
